Twinkle twinkle little child,
Why the fuck are you so wild
Up so late all through the night
Pushing my patience to dizzy new heights
I don’t care that teddies sad
He’s going in the bin with the day I’ve had ,
Why can’t you just sit and play,
The fucking nagging, goes all day,
I Sometimes wonder if you are mine, Some one pass the bloody wine.
How the hell did you get up there?
That’s not yours! Why can’t you share!!!
Finally you’re into bed
Just before I lose my head
Quietly I watch you sleep
My love for you runs very deep
So rest your weary little mind
Cause tomorrow child……
……. Your ass is mine!!!!!